How People Really Use "Google"

Google Blogoscoped has mined the Overheard in the Office website for mentions of Google. Like with the AOL search history leak, it's always good to know what people are actually doing in real life. The following uses, as overheard in everyday life, probably aren't on Google's list of approved uses of their trademark:

Boss: Do we have Google installed on our internet?
IT guy: We put it on your machine yesterday.

Boss: How many servers do you think Google has?
Lackey: Infinite.
Boss: Infinite? You’re a retard.

Producer: My friend went to the Galapagos Islands and was astounded. They have birds called blue boobies. Google “blue boobies”. You’ll see pictures of them.
Suit: I’m not searching for blue boobies on my computer. I’ll get called into the office for a talk.
Producer: Oh, I’ll do it...see?
Suit: Wow, who would have thought that would’t have brought up a porn site?

Engineer: I’m against Google Earth! The terrorists are using it! And the communists!